Wednesday, June 15, 2011

US Open Fantasy Golf

To anyone who reads this tonight.  Just throwing it out there. Major Challenge.  You pick one guy out of ten sets of ten players.  They take your five lowest scores in each round.  Looks like you can win some decent things.  Decent I said, I said nothing more than decent ok?  Anyway, check it out.  You know you'll be sitting around watching it this weekend so why not have some fantasy action to go with it?

And just for the hell of it, here are sixteen guys that I would think could win this thing.  I said could.  If someone isn't on this list then I don't think they have a chance.  Why?  I don't know, it's golf.  No one knows...

In no particular order...

Angel Cabrera
-steady, has won it before, walks like a duck, smokes on the course
Paul Casey
-solid game, due for one, bad teeth, nerdy, choke artist
Matt Kuchar
-top five golfer in the US right now, can make birdies in bunches, doesn't get fazed
Luke Donald
-#1 in the world, hottest golfer on the planet, people yell LUUUKKKEEE and he smiles
Martin Kaymer
-german, riding the dirk hot streak right now, can putt with anyone, awful masters makes him due
Lee Westwood
-super bad teeth, due for one, funny accent, hits it super straight, would piss off the US if he won
Jonathon Byrd
-2 wins this year, top 5 American, super bald, doesnt seem to like his job, good golfer
Adam Scott
-teen heart throb, Stevie Williams caddying, one of the best without a major, aussie's are good at golf
Steve Stricker
-dominated at the memorial, putts lights out, good guy, steady, american, whats not to love?
David Toms
-a couple great tourneys this year, should have won the players, killer iron hitter, due for another
Rory McIlroy
-one of the best talents in the game, always there, hot girlfriend, cabbage patch kid hair
Phil Mickelson
-biggest name on the tour now, needs a couple more titles to secure legacy, needs this one
Lucas Glover
-has a win this year, hometown not far away, has a US Open, great beard
Rickie Fowler
-dating a hot chic, has a good game, due, would be great story, full of confidence
Geoff Ogilvy
-could get hot and birdie like crazy, has won before, aussies are good, tall and lanky, looks like gumbi
Rory Sabbatini
-kind of my pick to win, has an edge, can score, mean streak, F you type game, hot right now

Four sleepers for the hell of it....

Gary Woodland
Brandt Snedeker
Bo Van Pelt
Bill Haas

Have fun. 


1 comment:

  1. Hey... I like the pictures... less writing & more pictures would be nice. Thanks.